you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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