Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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