Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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