you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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