I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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