even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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