she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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