do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
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Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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