i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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