i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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