you will always have a special place in my vag
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
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This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
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There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I need to calm my uterus...
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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