I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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