On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
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