Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
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I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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