If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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