Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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