HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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