Dual....:-)
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
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Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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