i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
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