just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
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I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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