Who wears a wallet chain?!
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
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My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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