You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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