I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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