I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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