he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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