O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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