I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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