If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
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I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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