i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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