Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
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just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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