is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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