i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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