Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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