Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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