Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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