doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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