D3 body, D1 cock
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I want to make a zoo with you.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
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I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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