Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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