There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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