I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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