absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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