I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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