I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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