Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
and eventually we just all took our pants off
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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