Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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