oh god the rape fog is back!
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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