My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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