just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Cover your peen. We're going out.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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