Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Im just a social blackout drinker.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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