She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
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AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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