ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
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I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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