i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
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