I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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